I Should Be Doing Other Things Not Memes

But this one looks fun so there :I

This is one of those randomizer whatevers, using this engine: www.wyncorporation.com/pokemon…
I set it to accept any pokemon, even legendarys, so let's do this thing

1. This Pokemon is your best friend.
Swalot (Why is this my friend //hit)

2. This Pokemon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Poliwrath (Gosh I am screwed if I want that promotion //hit)

3. This Pokemon is your partner for your science project.
Steelix (Um, what is the project and can I have a new partner //hit)

4. This Pokemon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Corsola (pfpf It is because I can't draw them right //hit)

5. This Pokemon is your mother-in-law.
Elekid (I am cool with that)

6. This Pokemon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Scolipede (...Ok. big and scary poison bug. At least it can protect me right //punted)

7. This Pokemon is your ex.
Dugtrio (I can see why you aren't with me anymore //hit)

8. This Pokemon stalks you every waking moment.
Staravia (How do I escape a bird gdi)

9. This Pokemon likes to snuggle with you.
Furret (Daw ok I will allow it only because you are my favorite pokemon since forever //hit)

10. This Pokemon ate all your cheesecake.
Heatran (I probobly gave it to him so I could catch him so good for us //hit)

11. This Pokemon is what you felt in your bed last night.
Weezing (...I have no words)

12. This Pokemon banged your mother.
Whiscash (F U Whiscash)

13. This Pokemon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
Tangela (egwhjntgenhydswhj WHY DID I GET THIS ONE RANDOMIZER FML)

14. This Pokemon died by your own hands.
Gorebyss (Maybe I thought it was a siren idk)

15. This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life.
Flaffy (Aw yeah)

16. This Pokemon reads you bed time stories.
Spinarak (Might as well make my bed out of webs too //hit)

17. This Pokemon is your loving pet.
Empoleon (Pet Steel Penguin ftw!~)

18. This Pokemon is your creepy dentist.
Ninjask (ew no do not want)

19. This Pokemon is what you dream about every day.
Klinklang (Machines have taken over my mind why)

20. This Pokemon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Roselia (I shall water him everyday I promise //hit)

Just for fun I am tagging to do this too